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An elderly man in Oklahoma calls his son in New York and says, "I hate to ruin your day son, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are getting a divorce; 45 years of marriage... and that much misery is enough!" "Dad, what are you talking about?" the son yells. "We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the old dad explained. "We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Hong Kong and tell her!". Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. "Like heck they're getting divorced," she shouts, "I'll take care of this." She calls her elderly father immediately, and screams at him, "You are not getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, you hear me?" she yelled as she hung up the phone. The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. "Okay", he says, "it's all set. They're both coming for Christmas and paying their own air-fare."
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Do you believe in the paranormal? This includes the existence of ghosts, spirits, malevolent entitie
- Yes, I or a person close to me have experienced paranormal events that are unexplained (51%)
- I suppose it's possible. I would need to experience an event myself to give a full answer (25%)
- No. Whatever sells movie-tickets I guess (15%)
- No. And I don't have a reason. I don't need one, so STFU. (9%)
total votes: 278PollBot
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How often do you poop a day!
- Once (45%)
- Twice (29%)
- Three times (10%)
- fuck I poop so much I can't keep track! (16%)
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So, the various library vidz have gotten me curious about this.
(Library bathrooms don't count, and neither does stuff you've seen on a webcam.)Have you ever seen people having sex in a library?
- I've never seen it. (57%)
- I've seen somebody masturbating there. (7%)
- I've masturbated there. (17%)
- I've seen people having sex there. (5%)
- I've had sex there. (14%)
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when life is terrible and you just wanna go back to your original home
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