so ive never seen a girl naked in real life :/ and I really want to.
I'm also a virgin.
can u send me some nudes of u? I get turned on when girls send them specially for me.
Thanks!
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02 Jun 2014 8:28PM
Dude. . . hate to be the bearer of bad news, but (1) there are very, very few chicks here, despite all the posts claiming to be written by one; (2) seeing a picture of a nude girl that was sent to you via email from someone off this site is guaranteed not to be a pic of the sender, who is assuredly male; and (3) how would seeing an alleged nude pic of a ML board user advance your goal of seeing a nude girl in real life? What's the difference between a pic of a hot naked chick sent to you by some middle aged perv in tighty whities who downloaded it and seeing one of the other billion pics of hot naked chicks found here or on any other porn site?
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02 Jun 2014 10:20PM
Keep waiting, limpdick, you're on my time, bitch. I'll get to you when I'm in the mood.
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02 Jun 2014 11:06PM
LMMFAO, oh god that was a good one. Just a moment, its difficult to type when I am laughing. In the mood!!!
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02 Jun 2014 11:13PM
Why do you even engage these dudes? You are so far out of your league with them it's almost sad. They hit you so hard, from so many different directions, you are always clueless about what's happening to you. So fucking funny for the rest of us, watching you flail about, hurling your prepubescent insults at anyone who you think is in your way, but nearly always missing the mark completely.
Keep up the great work! You amuse so many of us to no end. ;-)
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03 Jun 2014 2:21AM
I'm glad I amuse you. It takes a certain talent to make people happy. It also takes a talent to anger people to no end. No matter what you or the other shitheads say, I can relish in the thought they sit and get more and more pissed at the fact that I have owned them, will own them and all that can be done is responses like the one you just posted. Go to bed little boy, let adults talk.
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03 Jun 2014 9:54AM
You mean one comment, some thundercunt childishness, pig pile on thundercunt, more thundercunt childishness, more pig pile on thundercunt, then everyone gets bored and leaves.
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03 Jun 2014 9:52AM
And you would categorize yourself as on of the adults? Too funny.
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04 Jun 2014 6:49PM
And what the fuck qualifies you as an adult? You may be collecting social security but you act as though you belong in Middle School. It is astounding that you somehow enjoy the fact that you are universally hated and despised in these boards, that you are so fucking stupid and immature that you have somehow united just about everyone in these boards. Is your life really that pathetic? I mean you come on these boards day and night to make stupid asinine comments and all you get in response is people telling you how stupid you are and asking you to kill yourself. WTF is wrong with you, you sad little assclown?
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04 Jun 2014 10:59PM
Of course I enjoy the fact I am hated and despised. It isn't easy earning something like that I tell you. LOL like I give a shit that a few people hate me, oh shit I just don't know what I will do!!! Buttmunch, as far as I can tell it is about maybe four of you at the most that "hate and despise me." Like I said before shithead, the people who know me know I am on my screen name. Not anony. If one of you wants to spam the Board, that's their decision. And ML would have banned me a long time ago if I had broken any terms. I post pics, make comments, and you and the brood hate me. But I do prefer despise, has a better ring. I stand above your tiny little group and freely make my comments and post my pics. By the way you can't be too united. One of your own brood made the comment about my name being Dennis. And some of your group message me about not giving a shit about me. But you...you seem to love to stalk me, my posts. I think next time you want to comment about being on the Boards day and night, you may want to look in a mirror. I have me a genuine stalker! I don't know what to say...um...thank you? Keep em coming Nony, Maybe we should ask the ML populous about you.. ya got a hard on for me? Are you like Tarzan...swing both ways? Hate takes power, and you have little of that. I truthfully think a lot of the ML members get a kick out of how I slap you fucking silly like a step child. Keep em coming punk, you are just burying yourself deeper and deeper.
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04 Jun 2014 11:10PM
Thats a lot of words for someone who supposedly doesn't care.
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04 Jun 2014 11:46PM
Lol...not only that, but he still doesn't have a fucking clue how many people here hate him, harass him, and help him make himself look like a complete retard every time he posts.
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04 Jun 2014 11:51PM
You really made the fag angry! Can you just see how red his face is?
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04 Jun 2014 11:49PM
Hey, Faggot McThundercunt, why did you bitch and moan and cry to the mods until they deleted the "Dennis" post?
For a guy who pretends to embrace his retardedness and the disgust we a feel for you, you sure do your best to make a the ridicule disappear. You just can't handle it, huh?
Fucking baby.
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05 Jun 2014 12:49AM
Thundercunt, you are without a doubt the worst writer on these boards. I would be happy to spend an hour editing your shit post above, just yo make it minimally conform to English language conventions, but you wouldn't appreciate it and you're not worth the effort, so I won't bother.
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05 Jun 2014 1:29AM
The dercunt, you are such an uneducated fucking faggot. I definitely would have killed myself years ago if I was cursed with your miserable, lonely, pathetic, crippled, limp-dicked, impotent, crippled, filthy life.
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04 Jun 2014 9:32AM
Best advice, get off motherless and get out. Talk to two girls a day and don't let yourself jerk off until you've done so. Jerking off constantly will curb the primal drive that makes you aggressively seek out a mate. There's nothing wrong with jerking off per se, but it shouldn't be your entire sex life.
Also, strip clubs. Practice talking to the girls there and make a little eye contact. They'll usually bullshit with you about anything and there's no pressure to be witty.
