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JohnOrly
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15 Sep 2012 6:49PM
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I confess, i do this kinda chat on omegle sometimes, but when i feel like it, i go overboard and crazy like this, towards the end. Not very long, but hoping you're entertained:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You and the stranger both like daddy.
You: hi
You: asl?
Stranger: hello
Stranger: 19 f
You: 41 m
You: how are you?
Stranger: I'm good~ how about you~?
You: pretty good, now that i'm talking to such a p^beautiful little girl ;)
You: i'm john, by the way
Stranger: I'm kayley~ nice to meet you~! *smiles*
You: nice to meet you kayley
You: *smiles back*
Stranger: *giggles happily, and snuggles close to you*
You: *holds you close to me*
You: lovely laugh
Stranger: *smiles up at you, and snuggles close* Thank you~ *kisses your cheek* mwah~!
You: thank you for that kiss
Stranger: you're welcome~
You: *shifts a bit around*
You: *trying to hide my getting hard
Stranger: *blinks, wiggling my hips a bit* daddy~ what are you doing~?
You: oh, nothing sweety
Stranger: you keep moving~.... It's cuz it's hot, huh~? *pout* it's been so hot lately~! Can we go snuggle in your room, please, daddy~?
You: sure, honey
You: it's been kinda hot, after all, it's been summer
You: but it's not gona be so hot much longer
You: winter's coming
Stranger: *nod* I know~ *stands, and takes your hand* Come on~
You: *stands up and let myself be dragged by you*
Stranger: *Takes you up to your room, where it's much cooler* haa~! There we go~! *lays on your bed. waits for your back to face me, before quickly ducking under the covers, hiding and giggling, my toes peeking out*
You: oh? where has my little girl gone?
You: shemust've disappeared!
You: hmmm... now where could she be...
Stranger: *giggles, still hiding. My toes wiggle happily, as I curl up further under the blankets*
You: maybe in the...closet?! *quickly opens it, then sighs when nobody's in there
You: nothing, just old fur coats...
Stranger: *giggles again, a bit louder, before quickly covering my mouth with both hands*
You: wait a minute
Stranger: *gasps softly, instantly quieting myself*
You: since when do i have any fur coats?
Stranger: *giggles again, wishing I could see, but I can't*
You: *tries pushing the coats away, only seeing more coats
You: what the...
You: *steps into the closet, wading through the coats, one by one
You: *suddenly steps out into a forest, covered in snow, illuminated by a sole lamp post
You: OH MY FUCKING GOD!
You: I'M IN FUCKING NARNIA!
Stranger: ..... *slowly peeks out from blankets* .....?
You: HOLY FUCKING SHIT THAT'S ASLAN!
You: FUCK YEAH, I'M RIDING A LIONGOD!
Stranger: ...... *slowly gets up, and shuts the closet* .... you have fun, daddy.... I'm taking your credit cards for a work out, if you're not gonna play with ME
You: START READIN SOME FUCKING BOOKS; BITCH!
You: I DONT NEED CREDIT CARDS IN NARNIA!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: I KNOW ABOUT NARNIA, ASSHOLE
Stranger: I READ THE SERIES
You: THEN WHY AREN'T YOU IN HERE YET?! IT'S FUCKING AWESOME!
Stranger: BECAUSE FUCK YOU THAT'S WHY!!!

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Anonymous
15 Sep 2012 7:07PM

:D

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Anonymous
15 Sep 2012 7:37PM

I dont get it

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Anonymous
15 Sep 2012 7:40PM

That was absolutely fabulous! Priceless ;)

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Anonymous
15 Sep 2012 9:02PM

lmao very entertaining

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Anonymous
16 Sep 2012 1:02AM

WIN

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CorsetAndCuffs
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16 Sep 2012 3:44AM

Too funny... lol

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Anonymous
16 Sep 2012 3:58AM

Seriously...one of the funniest fucking things I have ever read. Solid gold. WIN!

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Anonymous
16 Sep 2012 4:58AM

I award you two internets

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Anonymous
16 Sep 2012 7:07AM

brilliant!

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16 Sep 2012 7:35AM

That was freaking hilarious!

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