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03 Jun 2013 2:25PM
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Years ago I was sitting next to a girl in school and she was inviting me home because - as she put it - she liked me. Back then I didn't even know that sex existed, so I just thought she wanted to spend time with me.

All of a sudden her brother came into the room and tried to wrestle with me. He seemed to assume I was waiting for him to wrestle with me, all smiling and shit. It reads as if he was gay but that wasn't it. It's the joy of subduing a weaker person. I said: Stop that shit. He didn't he just continued pummeling me.

I was looking at the girl for help(I didn't know back then that women will never help a guy in a fight, even if it is her brother fighting and I didn't provoke it) but she didn't care.

Now comes my confession: I had no clue what to do. If that happened today(I go home to a girl and her roommate tries that shit on me) I wouldn't be sure how to react, too.

Because:
1. It's her roommate. It's her responsibility that her roommates don't attack her guests.
2. If I beat him up, fucking her would be no option anymore.

I know 1 and 2 are contradictory.

So what do you do in such a weird situation.

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03 Jun 2013 4:10PM

Don't be a fucking pussy. Dude tries shit for real and you take him out. Period. Take some fucking martial arts classes so you learn a thing or two. I'm a short guy and people have picked on me because of that, but when they tried to get physical they found Mr. Floor, as I studied Kempo. That shit stops immediately after they get schooled.

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03 Jun 2013 4:36PM

bit the living shit out of the attacker...hes attacking you..defend always, if possible render him uncouncious, then have sex with the bitch..if she doesnt want to , force her to at least give you a blow job girls dig that shit...when your about to cum bust it on the fuckers face or pee on him for humiliation purposes..if all fails just run like hell

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03 Jun 2013 9:38PM

so you're options are get beaten up by her roommate, look like a pussy and not get pussy OR beat the guy up, don't look like a pussy and maybe get some pussy.

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04 Jun 2013 12:35PM

This is too funny. What a weird thing to even be thinking about. I mean, the situation you describe clearly happened when you were a little kid, because you "didn't even know that sex existed" at that point.

I have no idea how old you are now, but seriously dude, that kind of shit doesn't really happen after childhood. I suppose it might somewhere, with some freaky, immature, retarded roommate or brother but statistically I'm sure it is highly improbable you will ever encounter such a situation again.

Trust me, you have much, much bigger things to be stressed about. For example, trying to figure out why you're so worried about this situation ever replaying itself.

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